Where the Buffalo Roam

As I hurtled down the highway, a pair of golden arches crept over the horizon, and the proverbial lightbulb smacked me in the forehead. To gauge the creep of cookie-cutter meals, void of thought or passion, there’s no better barometer than McDonald’s – ubiquitous fast food chain and inaugural megacorporate colonizer of small towns nationwide. My children love it. Damn.

Ok, on the road again, not so bad but the choices of where to eat? They are awful. Please allow the map below to illustrate - good night.